ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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