I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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