seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
