When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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