HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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