Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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