I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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