Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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