great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
