My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
only you would photoshop your dick
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My feet surprised me
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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