so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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