Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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