All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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