We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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