Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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