also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
farters have to be the big spoon...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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