the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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