New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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