There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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