Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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