is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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