problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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