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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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