They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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