Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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