I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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