Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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