Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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