you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
17 year olds will be the death of me.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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