beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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