I feel like abortions should bother me more
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
you never un-have a 4some
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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