If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This is the high leading the old right now
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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