Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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