Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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