I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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