So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Randomize
