You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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