The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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