we're blogging at a bar
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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