did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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