Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
should my penis look like a turkey
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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