we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I don't deserve a penis
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
