is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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