They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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