McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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