Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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