I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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