do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Even my vagina gasped.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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