I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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