Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
and she was petting her beer can
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Found your dick twin last night
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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