the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
and you said cock pushups were impossible
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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