Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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