Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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